It's All About The EyeBrows

To get the right look you need the right eyebrows.

So why not just draw them on?

Angry Scene Girl!

Curious Scene Girl

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My lovely research assistants and I have been hunting all over the net for pictures that will bring laughter to all of our wonderful readers.

One of my assistants, who will be featured in her own posts sometime soon, was searching for emo hair and found this lovely picture.

Emo hair? Really?
I love the fact that this picture is black and white since all of the shirts with that particular pattern that I've ever seen have been brightly colored.
The tie gives her outfit a sort of Avril look but really doesn't go at all.
The bracelets are about the only thing I've seen "emos" wearing, so nice touch!

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For Those of You Who Aren't Scene Enough

We have found a solution.
Hope it's cheap!

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Hello Strange Beings!

I hope you all will start reading again because I'm going to start posting again.

There are so many great pictures I have coming your way but I still need your help.
Send me any pictures, add your own captions or not.
I will use as many as I get on here.
If you are interested in writing for me then send me an email.
Sorry for the absence. I have no excuse other than laziness.

So wait for my new posts, coming shortly.
And stay scene!


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And now for some wanna bes....they try so hard and we laugh so hard.

It's a thug's life...er...yeah.

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She puts the "LOL" in "Lolita".

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L.A. Represented!

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How Emo Are You?

No, it's not!

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Return of the Hair

Email from Rufus.
"Isn't this the infamous 'Haunted Hair' girl?"

Why, yes it is!
Thanks Rufus for giving us another look at this girl's crazy hair.
I'm still dying to see someone out in public with hair like this.

If any of you go to school with people who wear their hair this way...I have two words for you.
Camera phone!

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Sickness and Lacking

Two reasons for my absence.
1. Sickness...been sick, it sucked. I'm over it!
2. Lacking in the comment department. I post for two reasons.
I love making fun of people, and I like to hear feedback.
Lately I feel like I'm making comments to myself.
If you want the site to go on, comment!

And for now...have a lollie!
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Sharing Makeup

You'd probably share makeup with your friends.
But how about your boyfriend?

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Scene Queen or Prom Queen?

If you're attempting a look, at least study it!!

You look like you're going to prom.

The pink strip in your hair looks more like Avril than Audrey.

You look like you stole your sisters tiara and maybe even her barbie hair coloring kit.

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Caption This

I thought I'd have another interactive post!
Add captions for each one, just comment and put the captions with the numbers and I will pick the winners in a week! Please, put your name or an alias so there aren't like 3 "anonymous"es.

Number Two:

Number Three:

Number Four:

Number Five:

Have fun!

If you're really good maybe I'll sign you on as a guest blogger. *winks*

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*Thanks to Lee and Rufus for help with these pictures*

Haunted Hair

I swear the hair of scene kids is some of the scariest stuff.
But I guess if you mix scene and hair you can get scare.

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*Thanks to Lee for this picture*
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Emolicious

So I found this site all about "Emos". Reading it at first I was like, this is actually pretty good. It talks about how the "emo" culture was born in the mid-80's. Talks about the history and everything. Then I noticed a link that said "How To Be Emo". I'm thinking "this should be good!".
So I click and start reading:
"Music
Emo is first and foremost a music genre so you need to be involved in the music scene to avoid being called a poser."
No one likes posers! Well, except for us.
So far so good right? Then I read this:
"Learn to play an instrument! Or at least buy one! If you can't play you can always claim to, and you will gain instant credibility by merely owning it. Just take lots of picture of yourself holding it at creative angles to post on the internet."
First they say don't be a poser, then they say act like you play an instrument. Pretending = Posing in my books darlin'.
Let's continue reading shall we?
"Can't afford a guitar? Write lyrics! Emo poetry can cover a wide range of emotions but focus on the bad ones. Sunshine and lollypops isn't very emo, so be sure to only write when angry or sad. Use poetry as a way of venting your problems. Don't have any problems? Make them up! Complain about how your comfortable suburban life is making you feel disconnected from the real world and disillusioned with life. Keep a bleak outlook on life and soon you will be writing tonnes of emo poetry! The type of bands you listen to strongly reflect on you as an emo."
Don't be a poser...but make up stuff to make you seem deep and misunderstood.
Next?
"Hair Colour
Natural hair colour isn't very emo. In order to be a real emo you will need to dye your hair. Jet black and bleach blonde are very good bases, you can then add in strikes of different neon colour to really showcase your originality. Emo is all about standing out so don't be afraid to try more than one colour...but don't go too mad! Or else you'll be more Nu Rave than emo!"
So don't pose but don't be yourself either. I'm all for dying your hair, but I wouldn't do it to fit into a stereotype. I think dying your hair is a form of expression.
I skipped some parts about hairstyle and clothing.
"Attitude
Attitude is everything. Typically you will be expected to be depressed and insecure. But it's more important to be sensitive and quiet. Avoid confrontation; you have to be introverted and too wrapped up in your own emotions to care about the opinions of others. But you can defend your opinions viva the internet provided you get very emotional about doing so."
Being "emo" seems like hard work. No wonder they always have bags under their eyes.

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*content taken from http://www.luv-emo.com/how-to-be-emo.html

And The Winners Are...

Three and Five.
Thanks for voting!!

Last Call

Vote on the Hair That Could Scare competition!
Vote Here
It will end Friday.

Also, send me pictures!
I need more fodder, please.

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Translations

Okay so it seems the word "emo" can be translated in two ways.
1. Bend Over
2. Take Your Clothes OffWant a cold one?

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I *heart* Hello Kitty!!

Don't we all?Um...not that much though.

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Valentine's Day

I hope everyone had a good Valentine's Day Weekend.
If you don't have a Valentine, you can try sites such as wouldyouhitthis.com
and find yourself a lovely gem such as this one.
or

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Happy Friday the 13th

Don't get crossed by a black cat!

or an Emo kid...


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Thank You To This Girl

For proving you can always follow a stereotype......even when you're pregnant.

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P.S. Thanks to Lee for this picture.

Hair That Could Scare!

This post is dedicated to Scene Boy Hair.

Vote for your favorite one in the comments.

Number One:

Number Two:

Number Three:

Number Four:

Number Five:
Scene Hair: The number one source for air pollution.

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Introducing The Next Top Boy Band....

You've heard of N'Sync, right?

Well, Meet In*Scene:

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"Tease It, Spray It, Make It Big!"

This picture just cracked me up.
I can't picture someone out in public with this hair.
The title of this post is taken from her caption.
I think she needs to add "Bleach Roots" to her list.

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The Next Audrey Kitching

They could be twins!

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Ready? Okay!

Show me your best spirit fingers!

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Emo Doesn't Mean Slut!

Off to my new favorite site and I find this in the "Cute Emo Girls" album.
I think you forgot your clothes!
She looks like she's drunk out of her mind and wearing lingerie.
Emo? No. Paris Hilton's New BFF? Yes!

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Apologies

I just want to express my apologies to anyone reading.
I don't get many comments so I just lost interest.
That and it's kind of hard to find pictures that inspire me.
I will now try to post at least once a day.
Please send me any pictures you have that you think will make good posts.

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And Miss Scene Tropic Goes To....

I love when people label their pictures to emphasize the style they're going for, when in all actuality, their pictures don't portray that style at all.

What? Is she entering a beauty pageant?
That is not "Scene".
I wouldn't even think she was trying to look "scene" if the picture wasn't labeled "Scene Girl".
Maybe her hair is cut in the right style, but that's about it.I can't stand when people give themselves labels when they have no idea what the labels mean.

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Emo Much

This girl is trying way too hard.

She even thinks she needs a sign.Here's your sign.
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Emo Prep Alert!

This picture was sent to me by Bethany, it was posted as "Emo Hairstyles"."Emos" wear Hollister?

Maybe he should marry this girl:They can have little American Eagle babies!

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