The return of Kim

I received a message from a girl named Sara who says she's friends with Rufus. She told me that she had some other pictures of the hairclip girl, whose name is Kim.

So thank Sara for these:
Kim, Kim, Kim...shoelaces? Really?
Now deary if you're really going to wear racing flag shoelaces, they should go in your shoes. They're much cuter where there supposed to be.

Have we discovered the looks she's going for? I doubt it.
This look is better than some of her others, I'll give her that.
I'd like to know if she actually wears these looks out or if she just likes to play dress up.

Kim, if you happen to read this, I'd like to give you a message: Please write me and let me know what look you're going for.

PoseurPatrol@hotmail.com

You know you hate me.
FUFU,
Poseur Patrol

If You Want To Be Scene...

...At least try!!!
These girls look more like they just got out of bed than anything.

Okay so their hair is a bit teased, sort of. But not enough to label their picture as "Scene Girls".
Give me a break!

You know you hate me.
FUFU,
Poseur Patrol

*Thanks to Bethany and Kenny for this one.

Another 100% Scene Queen

She's got the teased hair and the scene name, so I guess she's proven she's "scene".

So why does it look like she just came from church? Or perhaps cheer leading practice?
Maybe her name should be "Laura Lutheran".
And what is on her fingers? Did you finger paint today in Sunday School?

Thanks again to Bethany.

You know you hate me.
FUFU,
Poseur Patrol

Wanna Be What?

This girl's picture was sent to me today and I just had to post her picture along with the message I received with it.

"This is Josie Grace, She claims to be scene and is in a Trashy Scene group."

Trashy? Yes. Scene? NO!
Most "scene" girls I've seen actually have some sort of style. Their outfits look put together with precision. Not just thrown together with whatever clothing they have lying around.
Josie Grace looks like she took a granny sweater and tied it to make it appear sexy over her little pink shirt. But on closer inspection the sweater looks like a shawl, which makes it even less "scene" if that's possible.
And another thing is her hair. Every "scene" girl I've seen pictures of look like they spend at least an hour on their hair. Josie Grace looks like she brushed hers and threw a skater hat on Yeah that's real scene. So Josie Grace, I have one piece of advice for you: Before you put yourself in a certain category, do a little research.

Thanks to my new friend Bethany for sending me this picture.
Keep them coming: PoseurPatrol@hotmail.com

You know you hate me.
FUFU,
Poseur Patrol

Taking Out The Trash

Good Morning Friends!

Apparently last night I forgot to take out the trash.
So here it is:



I didn't know anyone thrived to be trashy, but obviously this girl does.
Her photobucket name is SleazyTrashy and the album I found these pictures in is called "Trash".
Well, congrats Sweetie, you have lived up to your name.
Be proud!

You know you hate me.
FUFU,
Poseur Patrol

The Key To Being Scene

Is all in your name:

Hooray for brackets!

Better trademark your original name so no one can steal it!!!
Oh Noes there's a killa scene queen lose in Disney! Betta warn Miley!

So the key to a great scene name is to use the same letter as your name and use some fierce word. Then everyone will think you're friends with Kiki Kannibal!


You know you hate me.
FUFU,
Poseur Patrol

PoseurPatrol@hotmail.com

*Thanks to the wanna be scene queens group on myspace for making this post oh so easy!