Peace Out Scene Boy

I guess I'm confused when it comes to guys. I can't tell if they're emo or scene.

This one has scene in the caption.
I just don't think he looks scene, he looks more emo.
And is that a bruise under his nail or did he forget to remove the polish on one finger?

To me scene kids like attention. They seem to exaggerate their appearance, bright colors, colored hair, lots of makeup. And emos are more drab, they want the appearance that they didn't try with their look, they just threw something on.

Let me know your opinions.
PoseurPatrol@hotmail.com

You know you hate me.
FUFU,
Poseur Patrol

Sorry Kim

I was wrong.

Rainbow clips are in!
You just need a mask with them!

Or to look 12...

You know you hate me.
FUFU,
Poseur Patrol

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Email Love!

I got some wonderful emails from Kim and her friend.

This was from Kim:
why exactly did you want me to mail you?

Um, do I need to screen shot the message for you and highlight my question?
I asked what look you were going for.

This was from her friend:
i want to complain on how you posted thos picutres on that stupid site. it was wrong immoral and childish. who is to say who are wrong for how they act dress or anything. the biggest bull crap on this hole ordeal is how you acted by posting those pictures. i know kimm personally and you are one sick sedictive bastard -___-.. just cuz you hate how ppl dress dont mean you have the right to post it in such a way. leave people alone...

oh an by the way the sun tans people so duh dumbass just cuz your emo dont mean you dont or cant be fucking tanned -__- im both fucker

I decided not to correct any of your grammar just to show how intellectual you are.
When people put their pictures on the internet, they are opening them up to whatever comments and opinions people dish out. Just because it's my opinion, doesn't mean it's everyone's. I'm entitled to my opinion as much as you're entitled to yours.
If my site is stupid, why are you reading it. And more importantly, why does it matter what I think? And how did I act by posting those pictures?
I put that I'm a huge poseur myself. My blog is for comedic purposes only.
No one takes it seriously.

Kim, I'm sorry if you got mad and took me seriously.
But if you want to be taken seriously, you wouldn't dress like that.

You know Kim hates me.

FUFU,
Poseur Patrol

About A Boy

To show you all I'm not some female hating dyke, I'm posting about a male.

His photobucket name is xJakexEmoxScenex.
Yes you are so emo.
Or just really tired.

His caption for this was: Yes, I'm a scene kid
Nice chain.

Next Alex Evans right here folks:
Or maybe not...

See that white line above his boxer briefs? TAN LINE! Since when are emos tan?

You know you hate me.
FUFU,
Poseur Patrol

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And....Scene!

I have to give these girls credit, they definitely fit the "scene" stereotype. But I can't help but laugh at their poses.

Want to laugh with me?

"Are we supposed to look at the camera in your hand, or the one in the mirror?"

"BOOBIES!"

"My ear itches." -- "Mine too!"

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the next star of the Trashy Life:
Ashlee Diomedi

You know you hate me.
FUFU,
Poseur Patrol

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The return of Kim

I received a message from a girl named Sara who says she's friends with Rufus. She told me that she had some other pictures of the hairclip girl, whose name is Kim.

So thank Sara for these:
Kim, Kim, Kim...shoelaces? Really?
Now deary if you're really going to wear racing flag shoelaces, they should go in your shoes. They're much cuter where there supposed to be.

Have we discovered the looks she's going for? I doubt it.
This look is better than some of her others, I'll give her that.
I'd like to know if she actually wears these looks out or if she just likes to play dress up.

Kim, if you happen to read this, I'd like to give you a message: Please write me and let me know what look you're going for.

PoseurPatrol@hotmail.com

You know you hate me.
FUFU,
Poseur Patrol

If You Want To Be Scene...

...At least try!!!
These girls look more like they just got out of bed than anything.

Okay so their hair is a bit teased, sort of. But not enough to label their picture as "Scene Girls".
Give me a break!

You know you hate me.
FUFU,
Poseur Patrol

*Thanks to Bethany and Kenny for this one.